'Flash Markle' ~ The Claw and The Vein
TW is seen pulling her shirt dress open for the cameras at Invictus
By now, most people will have seen the video of TW at the Invictus Games where she feigned excitement at the wrong time (no one else did), and jumped up and down like a manic beaver, high on any cocktail of toxic fumes. It’s far too cringeworthy to share, so I have limited it to a few stills when TW spots the cameras and then proceeds to pull her shirt dress open to flash her cleavage at the photographers. She has done this before in her ‘Suits’ days when she was desperate and posed for the paps with her bra hanging out, and even pulled the stunt at a wedding (Harold’s pal) where she unbuttoned the top to expose her chest to the photographers as she arrived. But to do it during an event for military veterans when your husband is the patron—that’s simply disrespectful and disgraceful. Surely Harold must be embarrassed or has he no shame?
There is no doubt that TW is deliberately posing for the cameras as she looks directly at them, and then pulls her shirt open…
The Claw
You see it creep on a shoulder, or God forbid a hand is snatched
The Claw controls the puppet, by tapping him on the back
Who will be the next victim as the Claw seeks anyone willing?
Will it be a child, a person of colour, or a wounded veteran in a wheelchair
Others grimace, stand back, and wonder why she’s even there.
Flash Markle’s claws paw at microphones, but only the stupid yield
Other celebrities avoid her, and use their bodyguards as shields
She grabs a child, and poses for PR with a fake grin
But the mask drops when she’s ignored, or when anyone mentions her Markle kin
The fake hugs and embraces are for the cameras—that’s plain for all to see
She pushes people away when she’s done, as more faux PR plans in her head she does weave
Beware of The Claw, and The Vein that looks ready to burst
To be manhandled by The Claw for her PR—can there be anything worse?
The thirst for attention was obvious, and videos and photos do not lie, yet Harold stands there next to TW as she pulls an attention seeking stunt. Surely he must be ashamed of her stunts as he is the patron of the event, where his wife is deliberately flashing her bra to get some attention during a game with military veterans. The world cringed as the video went viral, because isn’t pulling your shirt open to expose your cleavage the kind of things a hooker or escort does to attract their johns?
The Vein
You probably all think I'm smoking hot
When I flash my goods as that’s all that I’ve got
With my super sweaty armpits on display
I changed my clothes several times a day
For the freebie photo sessions, because I don't like to pay!
Don't you know it's all about me
About me
Look at my Vein
Bulging and throbbing like the puppet's balls
While we wait for WME to plan PR stunts and call
More outfits and freebies all round
I'll grab a mic to hear my favourite sound
My voice of course— I'm so vain
Look at my vein
I'll wear a white coat to hide my pit stains
Then pull open my shirt for some free PR
For I have zero shame,
This is my claim to fame
My botoxed laughter lines crack under the strain
And wrinkle in sympathy to match the Vein
Yes, I'm so vain
The Harkle PR has gone quiet after the release of the Archewell and Harlem school emails, and no amount of spin can save that disaster and the old tactic of distraction was bound to surface eventually. The world has endured Flash Markle flashing her private parts to the paparazzi during the Invictus Games, and her numerous pawing of people with the claws, and the ‘vein’ made a special appearance and was highlighted by the excessive use of self-tan and bronzer in the wrong places.
The next Harkle bandwagon events will be World Mental Health Day and then Veterans Day, where the duo will show up at charity galas to network (find donors), and fling their titles around while they still can to gain access to events. Everyone knows this, and many Americans now appear to see through the charade and are choosing not to open the door to them, but money can still buy a place at the table even if you are disliked.
The Harkles will return to NYC next week for World Mental Health Day (10 October 2023), where they will be participating on a discussion at the Project Healthy Minds event. Did Archewell pay for the session, therefore, they could write off the expenses through Archewell?
Ironically, the session is about how social media can affect young people, yet we in the real world can see that Harkle cult supporters are among the worst offenders as social media bullies, where they attack anyone for a critical comment whether it is a fact or an opinion on the Harkles. The cult, like the Harkles are not fond of facts that catch them out in lies or deceitful behaviour, and both are responsible for creating harm online not only young people, but the online community as a whole.
The event was announced and promoted more than a week ago, yet there has been little press on it until now. Tickets are free and several sessions have sold out or there is a waitlist, but articles on the event and the Archewell participation appears to be misleading. The duo or foundation have not been used to promote the event, probably because they are aware of the possibility of negative comments which is counterproductive to a mental health event, or were possibly added late on after some arm twisting known as a generous donation?
No doubt, the duo will be in NYC for more PR photo shoots and meetings, and who is paying for this trip? What other PR stunts have WME got planned? Dare they revisit the Harlem school again after the recent release of the emails into the public domain? What can we expect? Another high speed car chase in Manhattan, and various outfit changes from TW? There will be a Project Healthy Minds gala where there will be some serious networking, but was Archewell a late addition to the event, perhaps through a hefty donation?