The Moronic, Ironic, and Idiotic TIME Icons
The Sussexes have been mocked for their pretentious TIME cover
Once upon a time, TIME was a reputable magazine with excellent reporting across the globe. Those days are gone, and it was no surprise that the Sussex duo ‘made’ it to the TIME 100 Influential list after brown nosing the magazine for the last few years. They paid for their ‘listing’ in kind with the hosted talks, that brought in some useful sponsorship and advertising.
How the world has laughed at Harry and that wife of his, but at TIME magazine as well. Who will admit to reading or buying TIME now? Who would admit to buying a framed image for $20 or £15? Perhaps they would sell as a dartboard, or on a punching bag? The images selected have at least made the world laugh at the mockable duo, while some have been violently ill from looking at the image.
The TIME social media comments have been 95% negative, and the cult may say that TIME doesn’t care, but when that translates into readers abandoning their subscriptions they may well care. The image looked fake, because it probably had so much work done to it – Harry has no wrinkles and smooth skin, and more hair, while TW thinks she’s posing as one of Charlie’s Angels, with new hair, and an affected pout where she tries to look important. The heads are out of proportion, and both have no necks, and look as if they have been stuck on, and isn’t a bit crass of TW to drape herself in hideously expensive jewels which is typical of someone who wants to show off her wealth and status to the world.
Many have mocked Harry hiding behind TW, clinging to her shoulder as he perched on a wall. Did she buy him a wall for his birthday this year, after the gift of a bench a couple of years ago? They try to look serious and as if they are a power couple, but they look like a couple of robots with flat batteries, or at a pair of pinocchio puppets that got lost in the woods. The cover is creepy and sinister, like a couple of characters in an evil fairytale – the Wicked Witch and the goblin sidekick.
Another image shows Harry with a new suit, and his hands in his pockets because he doesn’t know what else to do with them. Meanwhile, TW attempts a fake pose that models use when they are promoting jewellery, while trying to look sophisitcated. Pretenious photos at their finest.
José Andrés, has not helped his image by supporting the duo, I mean, does he really know them? The people that do know them don’t appear to have anything good to say about them, but I take exception to a chef trying to tell people how and what to think. He can lecture on making the perfect paella, but don’t tell the world that they have no right to judge or form an opinion on public figures who have openly attacked a Nation and the Monarchy. The duo have faux compassion for strangers when a camera is nearby, and the irony must have been lost on Andrés, for has no one told him that TW has ditched her entire family and claims she doesn’t have one? Has he not heard of the plight of Thomas Markle, TW’s father begging for TW to speak to him? How much compassion has Harry shown his family and friends… erm, none, but has verbally attacked them and made spurious allegations against them, which have been proven to be fictious. If that’s their idea of compassion, then they can keep it locked up in the Clown Camp.
Around the world, the masses are mocking the duo on a daily basis and no one really cares about the TIME lists these days. It is a strange world we live in, where the majority of the people can see the damage the duo are causing, and the toxicity they permeate, yet like the orchestra that carried on playing as the Titanic was sinking, BP seem determined to carry on while the popularity of the Monarchy sinks. Unlike the orchestra that were brave and didn’t have a choice, BP and the RF have access to life jackets and lifeboats. No one sees the Queen or BP as being brave for doing what they consider the the right thing for the wrong reasons.
The tragedy is that while the world mocks the Sussexes and TIME, they are also laughing at the British Royal Family and the UK for letting this farce continue. Billions in the world can’t be wrong, and what they think does matter.